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Post by Ci on Mar 4, 2008 20:59:09 GMT
128. Even though it might appear that way, you can never fully learn not to rush.
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Post by Aidan on Mar 4, 2008 21:13:32 GMT
129. Engines can go up and down Inclines. 130. Crashing into a barbershop is an interesting way to get rid of somebody.
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Post by Casey Jones on Mar 10, 2008 16:15:45 GMT
131.) All Steam Engines and Diesels hate each other. 132.) The Fat Controller can get his Engines to do what ever he wants! 133.) The older the Narrow Gage Engine, the younger they act! 134.) Percy is always an imbecile 135.) Bertie the Bus is the only bus on Sodor.
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Post by Halfbaked8 on Mar 13, 2008 12:03:21 GMT
136.) Guards are willing to put themselfs at risks. 137.) Narrow Gauge Engines can mimick Standard Gauge whistles.
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ak731
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Post by ak731 on Mar 16, 2008 3:01:55 GMT
138. Always assume that someone will interrupt you're meal by calling at the most inappropriate time. (Especially if your the controller of a railway.)
139. When a new location is shown, chances are it won't be seen again afterward.
140. When you crash into the back of another train or engine, no matter how powerful the force of the impact is, the train of engine will always remain stationary.
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Iceman
Goods Engine
Chill Out
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Post by Iceman on Mar 19, 2008 10:21:51 GMT
141. If your a true blue engine, be sure you won't be in seasons 6 and 10 142. Watch out for Single Sterling engines, they're EVIL 143. Never listen to Single Sterling engines 144. The next time you see a train with a face, bloody hell why are you waving to it, get to a phsyciatrist, and fast.
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Post by dragonfoxv2 on Mar 22, 2008 18:23:31 GMT
145. Owls can illuminate their eyes on demand 146. Smelters Sheds are inhabited by homocidal diesels and owls the size of houses 147. Narrow Gauge Engines can grow and shrink on demand
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Post by 01Salty on Mar 22, 2008 22:44:39 GMT
148. Tank Engines have tenders. Don't argue, they just DO. 149. Never go on a bridge. Chances are it has already collapsed in the past or it will when you're half way over. 150. Diesels have their horns changed ever year or so. Why? They won't say. 151. Never ride in an LNER A3 engine when it is approaching a station with a wall at the end. 152. Nerdy engines with two-tone whistles will find you no matter where you go..
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Post by Aidan on Mar 23, 2008 0:03:43 GMT
153. Almost anything can travel in open trucks. 154. Steam engines sometimes have horns (according to the "Steamie or Diesel" game) 155. Apparently, trucks know only one song.
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Cranky Conner
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Who put glue in my shampoo?
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Post by Cranky Conner on Mar 26, 2008 20:08:48 GMT
154. Steam engines sometimes have horns (according to the "Steamie or Diesel" game) 156. Gresley's streamlined steam engines are infact diesels.
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Iceman
Goods Engine
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Post by Iceman on Mar 30, 2008 6:49:01 GMT
157. The next time you told your train has been cancelled, chances are the engines having a nervous breakdown 158. Engines, Buses, Building Machine4s and Cars don't need drivers 159. Engines must have telekanis' 160. Old Dockyard Diesels will bore you to death 161. Coaches don't like being told "They'll do" 162. Bertie has cloned himself 163. Thomas will take any chance to appear in an episode
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Passenger Engine
Unhappy moth is unhappy.
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Post by Revolver on Apr 24, 2008 17:18:05 GMT
164. NEVER get your haircut on Sodor. 165. NEVER send your goods on the Flying Kipper. 166. Every crash on Sodor has an explosion. 167. The engine's crew can disappear and reappear at will. 168. If you get rid of one kid, two more will take it's place. 169. Sir Topham Hatt doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt! 170. If you see a Metropolitan Vicar's Electric type 2 Co-Bo diesel, tell him we miss him, and he should come back.
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Post by Ci on Apr 24, 2008 18:23:17 GMT
171. No cartographer can draw an accurate map of Sodor (without updating it every six months).
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Post by Casey Jones on Apr 26, 2008 16:13:03 GMT
172. Almost all accidents happen in slow motion 173. Narrow Gage engines can change their personalities 174. Pushing trucks is a lot more safer then pulling
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Post by Devious Diesel on Apr 26, 2008 17:15:07 GMT
175: If a railway has AT LEAST a Class E2, a Modified K2 "Larger Seagull", a Stainer Black Five, an LNER A3, a L&YR Class 28, a modified 1340 Saddle-Tank Trojan, a Steam Tram and a GNR Stirling Single, then it's Sodor.
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Post by Ryan on May 6, 2008 14:44:30 GMT
176. You can suddenly lose all but eight of your steam locomotive fleet.
177. You can compensate for this by making all eight of your remaining locomotive fleet do the remaining jobs - including special duties outwith timetabled or scheduled work.
178. You can bring in additional motive power to help, but they will quite often vanish as well.
179. Your Railway can suddenly change from a realistic setting into a computer generated cartoon world.
180. Where once you were a static wooden model, you soon find you can walk, move and shake your fat ass as a result of this sudden change.
181. After years of verbal communication without moving lips, all of your locomotive fleet suddenly does this.
182. Your voice will change repeatedly over time:
1984 to 1989 You start out in life with everyone having the same voice - except for Gordon who gets special treatment for some reason. You don't question why this is - you accept the situation for what it is.
1991 to 1995 In the early to mid 1990s, you may sound like an over-enthusiastic version of the previous British voice, but with a slight variation in how you sound - particularly with that of your boss. These will change various times. You also find you're suddenly able to perform an American accent and dialect with ease. You don't know how this has happened, but you go with it and use terminology from this part of the world accordingly.
1998 Somehow, when you start to do an American accent in the late 1990s, you sound enthusiastic and lively to begin with, but over time, less and less bothered. The British accent remains the same, but you still have a varying range of voices...
2000 You suddenly have your own individual voice when your Controller is off on holiday, and a midget with gold dust appears in his place. He sounds like your American voice. When your controller returns, you revert to normal and he doesn't believe what has happened as it seems so far-fetched and out there. He checks coal and water stocks for contamination.
2002 to 2003 By 2002, you have reverted to your previous practice of 1998 when doing American accents. The same cycle happens again. Your ability to do a Scottish accent declines when operating in American dialect. Some of your friends suddenly begin to adopt Liverpudlian accents sporadically.
2004 to 2008 The problems of before with American accents change again, and you're suddenly over-excited about everything and sound extremely condescending all the time when you do an American accent. When you do a British accent however, you are condescending, but sound like you're in bad need of prozac - this may be to do with the dull situations you find yourself in, which lack entertainment value. Again, you are inconsistent upon both accents and dialects, but it doesn't really matter as there's only around seven of your friends around who'll notice anyway.
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Iceman
Goods Engine
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Post by Iceman on May 9, 2008 11:33:05 GMT
183. Little Engines Can Do Big Thins 184. E2 Tank Engines can get up hills with over ten trucks, yet LNER A3's can't pull three coaches even half-way up
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Goods Engine
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Post by B12 on May 14, 2008 11:25:28 GMT
185. No matter what happens-James will still be the biggest jerk on the Island of Sodall
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Post by driveus on May 26, 2008 12:58:30 GMT
186. If a peice of rolling stock doesn't have a face, that means that they're dead (to the world). 187. When an accident occurs oddly enough everything becomes slow-motion. 188. 100 year old elders suddenly have the common sense of a 4 year old (or one of those n00bs on youtube).
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Iceman
Goods Engine
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Post by Iceman on May 27, 2008 10:38:53 GMT
189. On Sodor, Standard Gauge Engines have auto-cleaning systems allwoing them to go threw clouds of coal and dust and yet they are spotless, meanwhile Narrow Gauge engines can't even puff out of the yard without getting ten trucksloads of coal getting dumped on them
190. Narrow Gauge Engines never take passengers or gaurds
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