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Post by sudriansirhandel on Feb 18, 2008 3:03:29 GMT
70) Do not leave engines unattended when there are also naughty boys running about. 71) Diesels never gallivant off to breakfast in stationmasters' houses. 72) Never leave your bicycle propped up against a train.
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Post by Super Train Station H on Feb 18, 2008 3:04:01 GMT
68. accidents caused by blatant disregard for railway protocol are never the fault of the crew, but the result of carelessness or inexperience on the part of the locomotive.
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Post by Aidan on Feb 18, 2008 5:05:28 GMT
69. It is better if Percy is not left to tell the engines what jobs they need to do. 70. Henry loves being in the forest. 71. Sometimes, new trucks are afraid of being loaded with coal. 72. When you go on vacation, never leave Alec Baldwin in charge of your railway. 73. All that really matters is that the children are pleased.
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Post by trainzfan on Feb 18, 2008 13:33:43 GMT
74. To run a railway, you just need a large girth and a Yorkshire accent.
75. No matter how much trouble you cause (If you're a big black class 08 diesel) you'll be given another second chance.
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Post by 01Salty on Feb 19, 2008 21:19:14 GMT
76. Never listen to Foremen who think they know when a viaduct is repaired.
77. Pride comes for a fall, and tar wagons, and a broken bridge, and a muddled delivery, and a bricked up tunnel, and a farm tumble.....
78. Just because you've been released (or re-released) in merchandise doesn't mean you'll get any more air time.
79. Never trust buffers. They aren't as strong as you think.
80. Always assume that the upcoming thunderstorm is the biggest you've ever known/seen.
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Post by edwardblue on Feb 19, 2008 21:38:35 GMT
81) Never sneak up on your best friend disguised as a ghost, you just might get your comeuppance. 82) Never ask trucks to do favors for you, because they'll just get you into trouble anyway. 83) Percy loves taking the mail. 84) Skarloey and Rheneas' characters have been dashed to pieces.
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Post by Rheneas on Feb 20, 2008 21:30:09 GMT
85. It is possible to speak without moving any molecule on your face besides your eyes. 86. You can NEVER do it your own way. 87. Don't rush. 88. If you're trying to avoid someone or something, it just isn't going to work.
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Post by Devious Diesel on Feb 20, 2008 21:40:28 GMT
89: The weather always interrupts at the worst possible time. 90: The Fat Controller's hats are irresitable to sheep and goats. 91: Each crash is more unrealistic than the last. 92: Engines can shut their eyes in a split millisecond. 93: Apparantly, the Narrow Guage engines are capable of having "mid-life" crisis', whereupon they obtain someone else's personality. Skarloey and Sir Handel are examples of these.
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Post by 01Salty on Feb 22, 2008 7:21:42 GMT
94. No matter what you get covered in or how messy you get, you're eyes will always stay perfectly clean.
95. Always look out for giant snowballs....and giant snowmen.
96. If a river appears to have dried up under a viaduct, lay a railway line along it.
97. French artists are never content with their painting options.
98. Having your face missing when your introduced into a show will screw up all your chances of having worthy roles in any future episodes.
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Post by TurboJ on Feb 22, 2008 11:00:45 GMT
99. Every train on Sodor carries up to 10 passengers only. 100. Open Wagons are the best place to transport items of food in.
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Post by trainzfan on Feb 22, 2008 12:40:51 GMT
101. The Island of Sodor is a Paedocracy.
102. Little Green Saddletanks can't understand any word more than five letters long.
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Post by stuart7 on Feb 22, 2008 13:25:42 GMT
103: The most obvious - You cannot trust trucks. 104: Never leave inexperienced people in charge of a show about talking trains, you'll have all manner of grammatical and technical errors. 105: There is always hope for those in danger.
Stuart
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Feb 23, 2008 6:36:02 GMT
106: If you break an egg, there's always someone who'll eat it! 107. Never eat Birdseyes fish fingers; the fish were almost certainly stored in open coal trucks before hand! 108. As long as you have a special load, you too can charter a train to anywhere at anytime. 109. If there's been a storm the previous night, you can kiss goodbye to catching a train to the city the next day. Yeah, I just watched Thomas Gets it Right before writing these.
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Post by OJ on Feb 23, 2008 12:30:44 GMT
110 ) Never trust Domeless engines they aren't respectable 111) Never boast you will get your comapunce same goes for making rude remarks about railways ;D
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Post by Cläy on Feb 23, 2008 19:35:52 GMT
112: Confusion. Delay. Never shall one be seen without the other. 113: Much of Sodor's tourist trade comes from the attraction of riding in a steam locomotive, which will crash, and not be injured.
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Post by dixonj on Feb 24, 2008 23:01:18 GMT
114: The youth of Sodor often have a tendency of joyriding. 115: If Engines happen to roll off, Chances are the fitter had something to do with it. 116: Tank Engine-steamed fish tastes great with chips. 117: Its never wise to place building on the ends of sidings.
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Post by Casey Jones on Feb 26, 2008 22:48:09 GMT
69. No one is ever hurt, no matter how severe the accident.
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Post by Little Engine on Mar 1, 2008 14:09:35 GMT
119.The Fat Controller must have an easy time putting up with lawsuits over every railway rule he breaks 120.Henry is a wimpy tree hugger 121.If you're one of the really old engines,you're bound to lose your confidence and become weak and feeble after season 8
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Post by 01Salty on Mar 4, 2008 20:54:59 GMT
122. Engines lurrve being kissed. But they never admit it.
123. Watch out for potholes in the road- they lead to bad luck.
124. No matter how much big of a problem you have to face, have a dream about it and it'll give you the answer to solve everything.
125. Always be on the look out for Class 42 diesels with grabbers. They aren't very friendly.
126. Air vehicles are subconsciously attracted to haystacks.
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Post by DonaldEngine9 on Mar 4, 2008 20:58:21 GMT
127. Watch for flying E2 tank engines while mountain climbing.
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