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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Nov 23, 2009 0:03:02 GMT
Mary Whitehouse would like to express her disgust at the smutty course this thread has taken.
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Nov 23, 2009 0:32:49 GMT
Julia Child doesn't mind.
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Thomasfan
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Ex-ter-mi-nate!
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Post by Thomasfan on Nov 23, 2009 4:59:09 GMT
My favorite chef, Alton Brown.
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Nov 23, 2009 14:52:05 GMT
His Lordship, while an exceptional marksman, has difficulty distinguishing between humans and birds. "I say, Smethurst! I've just bagged an extremely rare, knife-taloned Grin Hawk!"
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Nov 23, 2009 16:00:43 GMT
Well'en, I s'pose we'll jus' hafta take 'im in, eh?
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Rhodri
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Post by Rhodri on Nov 23, 2009 17:04:13 GMT
His Lordship then filed a complaint to this non-departmental public body
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Nov 23, 2009 19:41:34 GMT
Complain all you like, but if you shoot someone, (and you can't play the race card,) no matter how rich and/or famous you are, you cannot escape the Judge's Gavel. GUILTY!
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Nov 23, 2009 19:50:24 GMT
His Lordship's Barrister has a few complaints. "Objection, m'lud! This trial is a farce! You haven't even permitted me to cross-examine the witnesses! Or address the jury! Or.."
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TurboJ
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Post by TurboJ on Nov 24, 2009 0:08:39 GMT
Forget judges, we have a huge arsenal of weaponry. Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, almost fanatical devotion to the pope, and nice red uniforms.
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Rhodri
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Post by Rhodri on Nov 24, 2009 11:12:51 GMT
Better Red Uniform
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Post by Loey Machan on Nov 24, 2009 12:37:59 GMT
Nothing can pwn the red uniform of Stacy Jones!
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Post by Aidan on Nov 24, 2009 17:09:46 GMT
I've always liked the blue uniform worn by Mr. Conductor.
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Nov 24, 2009 17:57:56 GMT
Napoleon has a very nice blue uniform as well. He also has a very big army to convince you of this fact. Vive L'Empereur!
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Thomasfan
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Post by Thomasfan on Nov 24, 2009 18:45:42 GMT
Arthur Wellesley, first Duke of Wellington. Need I say more?
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Nov 24, 2009 19:15:41 GMT
George Washington. That is all.
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Post by Loey Machan on Nov 24, 2009 19:20:27 GMT
I present a coat more awesome than Washington's, with animal sidekicks far more awesome than a mere horse! TORRRRRRRRRRMENT!
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Post by Georgemiser on Nov 24, 2009 19:36:12 GMT
heres a much better dragon.
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Nov 24, 2009 19:46:56 GMT
The only way to defeat the Mighty Dragon. ((darn it, I wanted to do "Screw the rules, I have Green Hair!"))
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Eisenheim
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Post by Eisenheim on Nov 26, 2009 23:34:30 GMT
Oee! No one can beat a true guardian dragon
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Post by TheRollingThunder on Nov 27, 2009 3:03:56 GMT
I bet it doesn't grant wishes!:
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