Post by Chris on Aug 10, 2019 8:01:53 GMT
The story so far...
while making breakfast
{Spoiler}"Call me Ishmael," I said to the man in Unicorn pyjamas. But he said, "You're a load of rubbish dressed like that without pyjamas." Later I discovered he hated all badgers. This meant the Badger Parade instead turned into a Unicorn Parade. "I like unicorns," declared the stranger, "but not dinosaurs."
Then he slept for 100 years. Upon which he then unleashed sea-bass to destroy the Paw Patrol empire, spreading chocolate sprinkles in their food. Unfortunately this failed because Paw Patrol had a secret elevator to Hogwarts. The wizards defended them from harm but got drunk on Hagrid's home-made brew. This caused impossible weather on the coast of Norfolk, where hailstones the consistency of bowling balls destroyed Cromer Pier and the local Morrisons. The damage was actually rather rude.
Anyway, Christmas arrived three days after this and Krampus visited Norman Price and immediately took away his presents as punishment for existing. Meanwhile, the drunks were rioting about the local pub. It wouldn't serve Stan Lee haters nor 4channers. They ranted on Twitter and created a group in which everybody there got free Chocolate Hobnobs and a new shiny gold plated Bernese Mountain Dog. But the dogs' ears were made of rubber so the drunks complained bitterly.
They decided to return to their apartments in Whitechapel, causing economic collapse. Chocolate coins became the new currency. But the problem... Chocolate is actually highly combustible when combined with lager, which Lister discovered completely by accident
Then he slept for 100 years. Upon which he then unleashed sea-bass to destroy the Paw Patrol empire, spreading chocolate sprinkles in their food. Unfortunately this failed because Paw Patrol had a secret elevator to Hogwarts. The wizards defended them from harm but got drunk on Hagrid's home-made brew. This caused impossible weather on the coast of Norfolk, where hailstones the consistency of bowling balls destroyed Cromer Pier and the local Morrisons. The damage was actually rather rude.
Anyway, Christmas arrived three days after this and Krampus visited Norman Price and immediately took away his presents as punishment for existing. Meanwhile, the drunks were rioting about the local pub. It wouldn't serve Stan Lee haters nor 4channers. They ranted on Twitter and created a group in which everybody there got free Chocolate Hobnobs and a new shiny gold plated Bernese Mountain Dog. But the dogs' ears were made of rubber so the drunks complained bitterly.
They decided to return to their apartments in Whitechapel, causing economic collapse. Chocolate coins became the new currency. But the problem... Chocolate is actually highly combustible when combined with lager, which Lister discovered completely by accident
while making breakfast