The Master
Passenger Engine
Here comes the drums!
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Post by The Master on Jan 28, 2014 18:13:22 GMT
Oh NO, man! Dismantle him! You don't know what the little bleeder's like!
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2014 13:44:13 GMT
We want no muffins, no toast, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot. Cross. Buns. And DEFINITELY no smeggin' flapjacks!
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Post by Alan B'Stard on Jan 30, 2014 15:58:54 GMT
Ah, so you're a waffle man!
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Davey
Goods Engine
V
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Post by Davey on Feb 1, 2014 14:00:58 GMT
So what is it?
Only joking.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2014 9:55:51 GMT
So that thing's spewing time?
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The Master
Passenger Engine
Here comes the drums!
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Post by The Master on Feb 2, 2014 11:51:58 GMT
So it's agreed, we consult Holly.
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Post by Alan B'Stard on Jan 19, 2015 15:39:50 GMT
Time is occurring in random pockets. The laws of causality no longer apply. An action no longer leads to a consequence.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 15:52:46 GMT
So what is it?
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Post by Alan B'Stard on Jan 19, 2015 15:59:38 GMT
I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
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Post by Culdee Fell on Jan 19, 2015 23:16:06 GMT
I think we've experienced this period of time before, Sir.
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Post by Alan B'Stard on Jan 20, 2015 5:37:08 GMT
I suggest we step up from red alert to blue alert!
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Post by Little Engine on Jan 20, 2015 5:49:18 GMT
What is the question? To be, or not to be?
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Post by Culdee Fell on Jan 20, 2015 11:38:57 GMT
Was he Swedish?
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Post by Alan B'Stard on Jan 20, 2015 17:24:21 GMT
It's a moose.
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Post by Culdee Fell on Jan 20, 2015 22:35:21 GMT
Oh, and the moose is on the road, by the way - not in the car driving.
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Post by Alan B'Stard on Jan 21, 2015 0:40:48 GMT
You know who'd know, that vending machine up on G Deck, Taiwan Tony.
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Post by Alan B'Stard on Feb 15, 2018 18:33:45 GMT
Thought I’d try to resurrect this thread, as it’s the 30th anniversary of Red Dwarf.
So, what is it?
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Post by Chris on Feb 15, 2018 19:51:15 GMT
Is it a small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden?
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Post by Alan B'Stard on Feb 16, 2018 0:47:09 GMT
I am Tarka Dal, ambassador of the Great Vindaloovian Empire.
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douglas
Main Line Engine
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Post by douglas on Feb 17, 2018 2:14:58 GMT
^good to know.
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