Cornish
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SiF is celebrating 10 years. Time to ruin the party lads!
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Post by Cornish on Apr 16, 2011 15:43:01 GMT
This follows Aidan's thread, things you never hear in Thomas and Friends. Here you can post anything that you believe the characters would never say to each other. For example:
Top Hat to Lord Stinker: I absolutely adore your smell.
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Andrej
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Post by Andrej on Apr 16, 2011 15:50:08 GMT
Zorran: Good day, Ten Cents! How are you? Would you like some help with that barge? Ten Cents: Back away, Zorran! That contract's mine. Mine, Mine[/u] MINE!!![/u]
Top Hat: Please sir, I'll work at the dump today.
Hercules: Z-Z-Z-Zorran?! What are you doing here? MOMMY!
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Cornish
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SiF is celebrating 10 years. Time to ruin the party lads!
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Post by Cornish on Apr 27, 2011 15:28:16 GMT
Zip: Says something intelligent.
Captain Zero: I want you all the help the Star tugs today.
Zebedee: I quit! I am joining the Star tugs.
Big Mac: I cannot stand that Warrior!
Zorran: Do you want any help Hercules?
Anyone in the Show: I am off to give Izzy a free tow.
Top Hat: You know, those Z-stacks aren't so bad once you get to know them.
Billy Shoepack: I never want to work with dynamite ever again.
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Post by Aidan on Apr 27, 2011 18:48:42 GMT
Izzy Gomez: Sorry amigos, I don't need any tow. Comprende?
Johnny Cuba: Y'know, the gangster life just isn't my style.
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gotSTEAM?
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Still dreaming <3
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Post by gotSTEAM? on Apr 27, 2011 19:05:47 GMT
Sunshine: I hate my life Bluenose: Oh, you have your own orders? Carry on, then! Zorran: *to Sunshine* You know, I'm really sorry for pushing you into The Duchess' rudder. That was so uncouth of me to use you to steal the contract away from the Stars! And on top of that, to pit everyone against you! Please, accept my apology - and this valuable contract. We should be friends! Lord Stinker: That's it, I can't stand being a garbage barge anymore! Top Hat: This monocle is really uncomfortable, I'm going to stop wearing it
~Elizabeth
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Andrej
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Post by Andrej on Apr 27, 2011 19:37:11 GMT
Izzy Gomez: Sorry amigos, I don't need any tow. Comprende? Actually, he said a very similiar quote in 'Warrior' Captain Star: WHY DO I HAVE A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT IDIOTS WORKING FOR ME?! IF YOU CAN'T DO AS I SAY, I'LL SELL YOU ALL TO THE BREAKER'S YARD! Burk and Blaire: Meh, we can do without OJ. After all, paddle tugs are very special and need to be preserved. Captain Zero: Um, Star, I would like you to have this contract. My tugs have absolutely no use for it whatsoever. Captain Star: Ahaha, I knew you'd come to your senses eventually. Now get out of my sight. Zug: Zip, you are the smartest thing alive! Billy Shoepack: *cackles evilly* I'm going to blow up those rotten Star tugs and Z-Stacks. There's only room up river for one TUG, and his name is Shoepack! AHAHAHA!
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gotSTEAM?
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Still dreaming <3
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Post by gotSTEAM? on Apr 27, 2011 19:50:11 GMT
OJ: I'M SO OLD... I should be retired Hercules: ...To be honest, I dislike women. A lot. Ten Cents: I'm tired of being so good all the time, I wonder if the Zeds could teach me how to be devious (ALT: I'm tired of being a hero - I want to be a Zero) ;D Zip: Shove it up your stern, Zug, I'm not letting you manipulate me anymore!
~Elizabeth
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Cornish
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SiF is celebrating 10 years. Time to ruin the party lads!
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Post by Cornish on May 4, 2011 14:01:32 GMT
Top Hat: Warrior, you are really the smartest tug that I know.
Big Mac: I don't want to do anymore logging, I am off for a break!
Zip: Why are you always coming up with stupid plans that always get us into trouble Zorran?
Lillie: I don't fancy Hercules anymore, I'd rather have Ten Cents.
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Post by Aidan on Jun 2, 2011 18:24:19 GMT
Boomer: I wish I was a tug again.
Grampus: Sorry, Stars, I hear the Z-stacks are in need of a submarine now.
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The Vicar
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Formerly known as TheRyanCarMan on YouTube.
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Post by The Vicar on Jun 5, 2011 14:37:58 GMT
Ten Cents: I can't do it. The Zed Stacks said so. Sunshine: Forget you, Ten Cents. I'm hanging out with Zorran! OJ: SHUT UP! I know everything! You guys are worthless. Coast Guard: You don't have a tug? That's fine go in without one.
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Andrej
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Post by Andrej on Jun 5, 2011 15:01:46 GMT
Coast Guard: Okay, you know what? I'm sick to death of you Star tugs. You are under arrest for existing. Captain Star: Beat it, tiny. You'll never get us alive!
Zug: Zip, you are the coolest tug afloat. I am sorry I ever doubted you!
Hercules: K, screw this, I have better things to do then work for this motley fleet.
Top Hat: Sir, can I do garbage duties please?
Jack the Grappler: There's garbage today.
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Cornish
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SiF is celebrating 10 years. Time to ruin the party lads!
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Post by Cornish on Jun 18, 2011 16:02:39 GMT
Captain Star: That's it, I'm selling off that useless money wasting paddler! Captain Zero: That's alright, we'll have him. OJ: What have you two been smoking? Zip: We're in an alternate universe aren't we? Zorran: Stop watching Doctor Who! Zak: Actually Zorran, alternate universes are found in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, not Doctor Who.
Everyone else: What?!
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Andrej
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Post by Andrej on Jun 18, 2011 16:12:53 GMT
In HIGH TIDE:
Top Hat: Sod this, Star can give me garbage detail as often as he wants, but I ain't doin' it!
Top Hat (again) to Lord Stinker: You can wish to save the goods train all you want, but you don't have an engine and I'm not pushing you in front of the rail. I'm off to get some rest. Let me know when the engine sinks!
BIGG FREEZE:
Zorran: You blocked up the creek with a fire barge? Great job, both of you!
Lillie: My light doesn't have to be on. Vienna can run aground and sink for all I care!
O.J.: Really, Warrior? Setting fire to your garbage barge? Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
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Post by Aidan on Jun 18, 2011 18:02:21 GMT
Nantucket: I'll do whatever the Coast Guard says. If he says I'm to stay out of Bigg City while in quarantine, then so be it.
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Cranky Conner
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Who put glue in my shampoo?
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Post by Cranky Conner on Jun 18, 2011 19:52:47 GMT
Bluenose: Disobey orders!
Top Hat: Warrior, you smell wonderful. Warrior: Yes, coal has such a wonderful smell. Capt. Starr: Warrior, why were you working so early? Go to bed!
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JimBobDunnie
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Post by JimBobDunnie on Jun 18, 2011 22:37:28 GMT
Warrior: Glad we got that second series, it would have been tragic if we had left it with just one wouldn't it?
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Proteus
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Not everything needs a concrete answer.
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Post by Proteus on Jun 19, 2011 3:36:53 GMT
Scuttlebutt Pete: "I'm not tellin'. It's a secret."
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gotSTEAM?
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Still dreaming <3
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Post by gotSTEAM? on Jun 19, 2011 16:07:16 GMT
Big Mac: Hah, logs? They're as harmless as can be! Nantucket: I really am a dirtbucket!
~Elizabeth
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Post by trevorboco on Jun 20, 2011 3:41:05 GMT
Ten Cents: Why do I have to be a goody two-shoes all the time?
Captain Star: Right Star Fleet, today I am chartering a female tug from Up River.
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gotSTEAM?
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Still dreaming <3
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Post by gotSTEAM? on Jun 20, 2011 4:28:53 GMT
LOL, when I first read that I SWORE it said 'chatting up', instead of 'chartering a' ;D I feel awkward now ._.
Grampus: I wish I'd been blown up instead of becoming a Star Zorran: *making an announcement* Right, I've called you all here to let you know... I'm joining up with the Star Fleet. I've decided to clean up my act and become a good and honest citizen of the Bigg City Port. I am handing over the reigns of leadership to Zip, who will make a fine leader in my absence. Goodbye, I'll miss all of you! Captain Zero: Well s**t, I did not see that coming at all...
*36 hours later, Zorran is seen steaming about the harbour in full Star livery. Eyebleach was procured in copious amounts by Capt. Zero for himself and his fleet (and for avid Zorran/Z-Stack fans as well)*
...Pass me summat eyebleach, Cap'n
~Elizabeth
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