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Post by ProfessorVengeance on Jun 13, 2010 14:13:24 GMT
A rejected World War 1 bomber prototype built entirely from brass.
Relcius.
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Dauntless
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Post by Dauntless on Jun 18, 2010 10:39:42 GMT
Relcius: title of a badly made romance film produced in North Korea.
Squeezewatta
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Post by Devious Diesel on Jun 18, 2010 17:37:38 GMT
Squeezewatta - A type of drink which involves only the freshest squeezed pond water.
Halomagenia
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Jun 18, 2010 17:47:10 GMT
Halomagenia: A medical condition commonly afflicting ecclesiastics; a form of neuralgia brought on by excessive exposure to Seraphim and cherubim on a regular basis. Also a small market town on the Sino-Hungarian border.
Ponticlaristasis
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Post by Simon A.C. Martin on Jun 19, 2010 15:51:18 GMT
I've just had to delete a post here chaps - can we keep it clean please?
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Post by ProfessorVengeance on Jul 8, 2010 16:39:06 GMT
Ponticlaristatis: The local nickname for the statistical association in the obscure Welsh town of Ponticlare.
Spumble.
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Jul 14, 2010 13:04:22 GMT
Spumble: A strongly alcoholic beverage made from hot pork fat, cabbage juice and pears; traditionally said to have been made in a monastery in Yorkshire or Lincolnshire, but more recent research indicates a bathroom in Milton Keynes.
Podagelinuous
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Post by Georgemiser on Jul 18, 2010 21:58:40 GMT
Podagelinuous: A rare Irish disease that mostly effects young people. Side effects include rapid aging, Turning into a cocoon and emerging from said cocoon as a toilet brush.
Vagtredyx.
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Stepney Boy55
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Hmm... I thought I was orange..
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Post by Stepney Boy55 on Jul 23, 2010 18:01:55 GMT
Vagtedyx
The art of making vases the withstand being run over by trains
slacklederfed
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Rhodri
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You spin me right round
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Post by Rhodri on Jul 25, 2010 11:04:13 GMT
slacklederfed: A fighting technique used in boxing. A fighter delivers a series of light blows to the opponent's ears to disorientate him, followed by a strong blow to the stomach to unbalance him and finally a slight tap to the head to knock the opponent down. While the move is difficult to execute, 80% of recorded slacklederfeds result in a KO.
Wobble-de-zurger
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Post by StarTodd on Jul 25, 2010 11:26:37 GMT
Wobble-de-zurger: A Germanic top-hat fitted with several plates in which order ar required to juggle and fry hamburgers. All at the touch of a button.
Hipzichzedash.
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Rhodri
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You spin me right round
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Post by Rhodri on Jul 25, 2010 12:55:10 GMT
Hipzichzedash: A website based in Kosovo that specialises in the distribution of Hip flasks (Hip), zit cream herbs (zich), Zebras (zeb) and ash trees (ash). Founded in 1987 as a home delivery service, Hipzichzedash moved to online delivery services in 2005 and is currently worth 878 million pounds and has the largest work force in the private sector.
Masserkeeni
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Post by ProfessorVengeance on Sept 4, 2010 14:44:27 GMT
Masserkeeni: A tiny town in the southwest of New Zealand. Pop: 178.
Groodle.
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Post by Devious Diesel on Sept 6, 2010 22:40:57 GMT
Groodle - The evil "brother" of search engine Google.
Tysonali
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Post by Dauntless on Sept 7, 2010 13:10:46 GMT
Tysonali - the merging of boxing legends Mike Tyson and Mohamed Ali
Percylexia
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Churchy
Main Line Engine
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Post by Churchy on Sept 7, 2010 13:15:18 GMT
The inability to understand most common things, despite being around for a fair few years.
Glunfinger
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Post by Dauntless on Sept 12, 2010 10:48:21 GMT
A type of scotch whiskey made from human body parts
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Anti-Hit-itus
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SRapi
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Pronounced: Ess-Are-Ay-Pie.
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Post by SRapi on Oct 11, 2010 3:25:29 GMT
The inexplicable ability to badmouth HIT entertainment without giving them a chance.
Flundersund.
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Post by Dauntless on Oct 11, 2010 7:46:21 GMT
The 1735 German entry for the Eurovision song contest
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Stickittothemanitus
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Post by Knuckles on Oct 11, 2010 8:31:31 GMT
Stickittothemanitus - A hunting weapon.
Prototype 400 caliber bolt action hunting rifle designed for putting Grizzly bears and other large man eaters to the ground with a guaranted one round shot. The firer needs to be built like Mr Oylimpia to withstand the recoil and actually shoot straight but the kill percentage according to field tests with suitable marksmen have thus far succeeded 99.3%.
The reason for no 100% score was due to one unexpected stoppage in the breach.
Aswell as the above disadvantages shot prey sometimes end up unsuitable for food because of the excessive tissue damage. The designer of the weapon is in the process of redeveloping the weapon to fire an 80 caliber round instead.
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Teshbonflan
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