Jim Prower
Passenger Engine
Now as Sir Handel!
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Post by Jim Prower on Dec 10, 2008 21:15:03 GMT
Congrats, Nanaki. You've succeeded in completely and totally creeping me out.
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Post by themontevideostar on Dec 10, 2008 22:25:53 GMT
Omg hai ^___^ I?m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ video gaemz <3 and my fav is sonic!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband shadow!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I walked onto Station Square street =^____^=I looked up and saw?SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333!!!! ?KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SHADOW-SAMA!!!!!? I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop and started to kiss me!!!!!! then I saw some baka fat <bleep> watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN?T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!!] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH SONIC CAUSE SHADOW-SAMA LOVES ME!!!? then shadow held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we made 42 babies and they all became hedgehogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!*(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^) I think I might get a legitimate stomachache after seeing this. No human being in the history of the universe could possibly be this... mon Dieu... *inserts corks in ears* Wait, the Battle of Hastings? I thought we were talking about the Battle of the Alamo! No wonder you gave me an F when I thought Dunkirk was a man!
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Rhodri
Goods Engine
You spin me right round
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Post by Rhodri on Dec 11, 2008 0:27:28 GMT
Well Nanaki, you just summed up 99% of Mary Sue fanfics that roam the Internet.
BTW, I thought it was the Battle of Watling Street we were covering.
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Dec 11, 2008 0:58:53 GMT
When I read paragraphs like that one, I want to encase the Internet in concrete and drop it in the deepest part of the ocean.
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Warrior
Passenger Engine
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Post by Warrior on Dec 11, 2008 13:59:49 GMT
There goes my lunch...
Ugh... Sonic, RUN for it!
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Dec 11, 2008 20:05:07 GMT
Out of curiosity, where in God's name did that paragraph come from?
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Dec 11, 2008 20:41:08 GMT
Next week will be looking at the the Wars of the Roses, Towton in particular, so your homework for then will be to research just why King Edward IV was an effective leader. Rhodri, we covered Watling Street while you were away so you'll have double homework to make up for it. And Hephaestus, you wouldn't have been in that mess if you'd been paying attention, instead of passing notes around the class, would you?
Now, Nanaki, this simply will not do. Not only is your homework completely devoid of content and written in some incomprehensible foreign tongue, it is also extremely late. And it hasn't been the first time, has it? So unless you have a very good reason you'll be staying in tomorrow lunchtime.
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Post by themontevideostar on Dec 11, 2008 23:22:35 GMT
Don't worry, FlyingScotsman, Nanaki made it up. Yeah, he made it up. He made it up. It's all his doing. It's all HIS doing. See, now everything is better, right? He made it up! No human being could possibly be that insane! Ha ha ha ha ha! HE MADE IT UP! HOORAY! HA HA HA HA HA! Now I don't feel the urge to go out and KILL SOMEONE! HA HA HA! HUZZAH! HEHEHEHEHE! C'EST BIEN!
Also, typewriters break down when people pass notes? I guess I shouldn't switch to IBM after all. Oh. Wait a sec. Sorry, Mr. LNER, I'm kind of an idiot. Like, kind of a profound idiot. I guess this is why I thought King John the Fool and King Richard I were Disney characters.
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Jim Prower
Passenger Engine
Now as Sir Handel!
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Post by Jim Prower on Dec 12, 2008 2:02:03 GMT
Well, technically, they were, at least, as Anthropomorphic Lions, but they were also real human people. At least, as far as we know.
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Nanaki
Main Line Engine
Just wolfing around.
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Post by Nanaki on Dec 12, 2008 10:25:57 GMT
Out of curiosity, where in God's name did that paragraph come from? Some terrible, horrible place on the internet.
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Warrior
Passenger Engine
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Post by Warrior on Dec 12, 2008 14:27:30 GMT
Top Hat: The pit of gender confused hell? Tisk tisk tisk... Ben... How many times must I tell you that backtracking on peoples siggy's is rude and bad for your health?
Luigi: Ooh.... Mama mia...
Anyone else dare to post their work?
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Dec 19, 2008 0:23:21 GMT
It sounds like we need... stupidfilter.org/main/I just ran that paragraph through it. Apparently it is "likely to be stupid."
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SRapi
Main Line Engine
Pronounced: Ess-Are-Ay-Pie.
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Post by SRapi on Jul 1, 2017 14:17:03 GMT
The work of true art is being able to come back to a piece again and again and find new things in it every time. Truly, all of your paragraphs cut the mustard of being high art in this regard. Congratulations, you all get a 100!
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douglas
Main Line Engine
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Post by douglas on Jul 1, 2017 18:46:48 GMT
poop
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