Revolver
Passenger Engine
Unhappy moth is unhappy.
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Post by Revolver on May 16, 2008 18:58:42 GMT
Just like Family Guy, write what irritates you. The only rule is, it has to begin with "Do you know what really grinds my gears?" and end with "and that's what really grinds my gears".
Do you know what really grinds my gears? People with bad breath. Your sitting there, minding your own business, when they come up and talk/ yell near your face and it smells like they haven't brushed in months! You want to tell them they stink, or give them a mint, but you don't want to be rude either. And that's what really grinds my gears.
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CM
Goods Engine
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Post by CM on May 16, 2008 19:52:39 GMT
You know what really grinds my gears? Are Video Theifs, why? Why do you do it guys? All were trying to do is make video for people to enjoy, then you come long, somehow steal them and then claim it was your own! Get your own video guys, but please just knock it off, <P And that's what really grinds my gears.
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Post by Aidan on May 16, 2008 20:00:38 GMT
Do you know what really grinds my gears? People who assume that Harry Potter is evil. There's absolutely nothing evil in the books or movies, and it promotes good morals and tolerance.
That's what really grinds my gears.
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Post by Casey Jones on May 16, 2008 20:33:33 GMT
Do you know what really grinds my gears? People who stand on the bus even when there's a seat available. I mean, there's a seat you jerk sit in it! Or do you think your too important to sit. And that grinds my gears.
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gotSTEAM?
Branch Line Engine
Still dreaming <3
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Post by gotSTEAM? on May 16, 2008 21:07:03 GMT
Do you know what really grinds my gears? Teachers who think that they own the school and rub it in your face that they have this and that, and then whine that they don't have a good enough salary
And that grinds my gears
~Elizabeth
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douglas
Main Line Engine
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Post by douglas on May 17, 2008 3:18:56 GMT
Do you know what grinds my gears? Airline food! I mean, what's the deal with that?
Eight-year-olds on the Internet! I mean, they go on YouTube and typ liek dis Or Like This 0r p3rh4p5 3v3n l1k3 7h1s OR MAYBE JUST MAYBE LIKE THIS. Seriously dudes, learn to get a grip on the English language! Go get tutoring or something. Just get the hell off the Internet and stop bothering us.
OR WE WILL PWN YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!
And that is what grinds my gears.
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Post by trainzfan on May 17, 2008 12:03:41 GMT
Do you know what really grinds my gears? Sitting down to watch a film, and suddenly the music of doom comes on and I'm suddenly told that I wouldn't steal a car and that downloading films is stealing. Why are they putting them on a legitimate DVD?
And that's what really grinds my gears.
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Post by Old Square Wheels on May 17, 2008 12:11:40 GMT
Ya know what really grinds my gears? When you're nearly at the turn off you want, and you get stuck behind some really slow driver. Why? You don't know if there's enough time to overtake, so you're forced to go 30 kms under the speed limit. It's like there's some conspiracy among slow people drivers (or owners of slow vehicles) to pull out from behind the bushes when they know I'm coming. Are you a part of that conspiracy? For your sakes, good people, I hope not. I hope not.
And that's what really grinds my gears.
And now it's time for Ollie Williams with the adopt a pet of the week. Ollie?
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Post by Halstead on May 17, 2008 13:56:37 GMT
WHO WANT'S THIS PUPPY!?
You know what really grind my gears? Children who find it fun to scratch windows with their compasses and treat the rear seats on buses like their own terroritry.
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Post by driveus on May 17, 2008 14:33:46 GMT
What really grinds my gears are when I get a cold shoulder and wierd look from people because I wear a baseball cap thats not from the local baseball team. And thats what really grinds my gears, sort of.
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Post by ProfessorVengeance on May 17, 2008 15:45:05 GMT
You know what really grinds my gears? Writers who can't use apostrophes. You see it all over places like FanFiction.Net and it bugs the hell out of me. For the record:
You're = you are You're =/= your
They're = they are They're =/= their or there
It's = it is It's =/= its
And that's what really grinds my gears.
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Post by Ci on May 17, 2008 18:59:49 GMT
You know what really grinds my gears? Writers who can't use apostrophes. You see it all over places like FanFiction.Net and it bugs the hell out of me. For the record: You're = you are You're =/= your They're = they are They're =/= their or there It's = it is It's =/= its And that's what really grinds my gears. that's not writers who can't use apostrophes, those are just morons who have no concept of the English language.
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Post by ProfessorVengeance on May 17, 2008 20:24:31 GMT
Touchè, dear Ci. You know what else really grinds my gears? Techno music. In every advert I've ever seen for techno or rave albums, the 'songs' are played at the exact same tempo and with only the slightest variations in key. With the exception of one or two pieces by Fatboy Slim (if he counts), every 'song' is exactly the same. And that's what really grinds my gears.
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Post by 01Salty on May 18, 2008 5:49:26 GMT
You know what really grinds my gears? Younger kids around the grade 7-11 age that think they are cool, and try to act cool around us grade 12's in our school. They walk and act all high and mighty, but in reality they're just annoying try-hards who have nothing else better to do than follow and try to be on the same level as those older than them. Also, pre/early teen girls who act like another-word-for-female-dogs.
That's what really grinds my gears.
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Post by stepneydude on May 18, 2008 19:58:03 GMT
You know what really grinds my gears?
Little dead girls. Yes, you're cute. What, are you cute NOW? She's got a Glasgow Smile! I dunno! If I say No she kills me, if I say Yes she kills me LATER. So I have to trick her by giving her candy. WORST LEGEND EVER! How come every time I meet a dead girl she's always trying to kill me? Why can't they be more like Casper or Slimer or the Phunky Phantom? WHY?!
Another thing that really grinds my gears is this thread. But you knew that already.
And that's what really grinds my gears, Tom?
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Post by Ryan on May 21, 2008 9:22:59 GMT
You know what really grinds my gears?
Morons on YouTube who believe they have some f**king God-given right to join up here, regardless of the fact that they are illiterate morons with huge attitude problems. And then when they're denied go off and blame us for their problems...
That's what really grinds my gears!
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Post by trainzfan on May 23, 2008 13:11:56 GMT
You know what really grinds my gears?
Reality TV. You know, you might have had a bad day, seen your team lose the big match despite playing really well (if you're a football fan anyway), and you decide to flick channels...and then it comes. "Day 1 in the Big Brother House." For the next 2 months, this godawful excuse for a show is going to be forced on you every second of every minute of every hour of every day. The Sun is going to be glorifying it, and if you're really unlucky, everyone at school/work will talk of nothing else.
That's what really grinds my gears.
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Post by Christopher on May 23, 2008 13:21:10 GMT
Hey, this sounds like fun. Might wanna carry this on in a DA Journal in the future
You know what really grinds my gears? I know a lot of people online and offline, who are a mix of a lot I like and others I'd rather avoid. In RL, the people I want to see/hear from always have some sort of excuse not to be with me - busy with work, visiting someone cross country, too tired to talk - and yet the people I don't want to see always, always turn up and drive me barmy, disrupting whatever work I'm in the middle of. And THAT - among other things - is what really grinds my gears.
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Revolver
Passenger Engine
Unhappy moth is unhappy.
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Post by Revolver on May 24, 2008 2:37:42 GMT
Go ahead, it might be funny to see it on DA.
Do you know what really grinds my gears? When two people in an action movie shoot at each other, there facing each other and missing every shot! How do you miss, he's/she's right in front of you! And that's what really grinds my gears.
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Post by Metamorphical on May 24, 2008 3:19:09 GMT
Do you know what really grinds my gears? Windows Vista! Here we have another example of a half finished product with tons of bugs M$ had the gal to send out into the world. Its been almost a year and Vista still does not support my HP printer and Service Pack 1 is even more unstable than Windows Vista no service pack. M$ admitted Vista was not ready. (See the aritcle on engadget!). Its also a slow resource hog. Don't get my started on DRM. That is what really grinds my gears.
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