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Post by percyfan23 on Sept 23, 2009 3:27:49 GMT
Arthur: Do I smell a fishy engine? Because it's the worst thing I've ever smelled!
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Cranky Conner
Passenger Engine
Who put glue in my shampoo?
Posts: 762
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Post by Cranky Conner on Sept 25, 2009 12:33:54 GMT
Salty: I hate the smell of fish, it reminds me of the sea...and I hate the sea!
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Rhodri
Goods Engine
You spin me right round
Posts: 407
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Post by Rhodri on Sept 25, 2009 16:42:06 GMT
TFC: Thomas, Duke Boxford is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon! I am going to Gamelon to aid him!
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Post by trainzfan on Sept 26, 2009 10:51:42 GMT
And in a similar vain:
Diesel: You know what they say, all steamies steam steam.
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Post by Aidan on Jan 17, 2010 17:47:10 GMT
Madge: Sorry, dears, I'm not helping you today.
Hank: I'm not John Wayne!
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Post by StarTodd on Jan 17, 2010 18:13:20 GMT
Tommuh! Lib'bin'-lib'in'livin'-a-lie TOMMUH!
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Post by edwardisahero on Jan 17, 2010 19:01:11 GMT
Narrator: Unluckily everyone was severely hurt
TFC: You’re a really useless engine Thomas.
Percy: Do I have to take the mail again?
Murdoch: I don't want to go to no boring, quiet countryside, I want to listen to this loud heavy metal music.
Bertie: No Thomas, I don't want a race!
TFC: Stop being so naughty and rude Edward! You really need to grow up.
Narrator: And after the massive explosion Thomas' dead and mutilated body was found laying by the line.
Thomas: Hey Emily, Edward told me where baby trains come from, do you want to try it?
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Maxine
Passenger Engine
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Post by Maxine on Jan 18, 2010 1:12:25 GMT
Thomas: Hey Emily, Edward told me where baby trains come from, do you want to try it? HA HA HA ! ;D
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Post by Evening Star on Jan 18, 2010 7:48:13 GMT
Gordon: Scrap my tender, I want a bunker and a set of pannier tanks!
James: Paint me blue!
Edward: What's an Edward?
Percy: So you see, the square root of the obtuse angle clearly shows that two plus two in fact is a misnomer, and that the number two does not in fact exist in real space...
Thomas: I'm giving all of my air time to Derek!
Toby: I like to light fires...
Henry: I just clear-cut seventeen acres of forest!
Toby: A lot...
Duck: Diesel, I love you, man.
Emily: I got a sex change! I'm Emmett now!
Murdoch: So I just got back from a Metallica concert...
Diesel: Two words: Steam retrofit.
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Post by Aidan on Feb 17, 2010 19:57:16 GMT
Derek: I've just pulled 50 trucks and my engine hasn't conked out once!
Duke: You youngsters don't know what you're doing! Your supposed to ram the trucks into each other at full speed!
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Maxine
Passenger Engine
Posts: 593
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Post by Maxine on Feb 23, 2010 0:22:11 GMT
Anyone: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
EDIT: On second thought:
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Post by trainzfan on Mar 7, 2010 13:22:29 GMT
Skarloey/Rheneas: That's a terrible idea, I'm just going to get on with what I'm supposed to do.
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Tayhan
Passenger Engine
Nothing but blue skies and clear tracks, and a good head of steam.
Posts: 554
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Post by Tayhan on Mar 7, 2010 13:30:01 GMT
He was puffing along, when suddenly, an idea flew into his funnel!
Thomas: Maybe this time I should just do what the Fat Controller tells me, rather than avoid work as I usually do.
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Post by Aidan on Mar 28, 2010 19:48:28 GMT
Harold: I think railways are up-to-date. I wish I could be an engine, too.
Cranky: Good morning, everybody! How's it going?
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Post by Knuckles on Apr 8, 2010 15:55:25 GMT
Thomas: hey look, I see Wilbert and 16 in the sidings!
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trey2004
Goods Engine
HEEEEEEEEEERE'S ME!
Posts: 249
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Post by trey2004 on May 1, 2010 1:21:02 GMT
Edward: So, an old iron, am I?
James: I'm sorry, thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
Edward: Shut up, you stupid homo!
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Dauntless
Sent Packing!
100%
When Britania ruled the waves
Posts: 217
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Post by Dauntless on May 1, 2010 16:18:13 GMT
Bridget: Is it electric?
Toby: AM I ELECTRIC? DO I LOOK BLOODY ELECTRIC? I have steam coming out of my sideplates, smoke out of my chimney and you ask if I am ELECTRIC? You want to go for a ride? Well stuff you! I want an apollogy from you, or I refuse to carry you as passengers!
Lady Hatt: And you said, Topham that engines didnt get moody at certain times of the month...
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Post by Aidan on May 4, 2010 0:21:29 GMT
Alicia Botti: My singing has gone downhill over time.
Mavis: Now, Bill and Ben, I want you to ignore everything Edward and BoCo say.
Old Slow Coach: Hey, I'm back! Remember me?
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Post by Stanier5mt on May 8, 2010 0:51:26 GMT
Desiel 10, "They call me browny". Thomas, "It was then I decided I had to kill Mr Conductor". Emily, "Do my wheels look big in this?". Percy, "I just did what I do best, I took your little plan and turned it on itself". Edward, "Hello, Suprise, Boom, etcera".
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Post by tmrreturns on Jan 8, 2011 11:43:46 GMT
Passengers: "We want our money back!" Cashier: "NO!!" Spiteful Brake van: "Come on break me, I am a brake van." Douglas: "I'm trying!" TFC: "Thomas, Rosie, after shunting trucks go and play around, Sodor is your playground." TMRReturns
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