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Post by tenderengine on Nov 12, 2010 15:12:59 GMT
351. Entering the Island results in trains gaining faces. 352. Entering the Island results in trains gaining the ability to defy the laws of physics.
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Post by Aidan on Jan 5, 2011 22:57:43 GMT
353. Finding a hat for some children's snowman is more important than delivering stuff for the Fat Controller. 354. Having Cranky the Crane lift you off the rails is perfectly productive.
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Post by StarTodd on Jan 5, 2011 23:11:14 GMT
355: Resistance is futile - even Diesel is a snivelling pansy now.
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Post by stuart7 on Jan 5, 2011 23:31:06 GMT
356: Thomas's personality can be butchered to suit any episode he features in - he can be permanently happy one episode, completely stupid the next episode, and easily annoyed in the one after that.
357: The older an engine gets these days, the less mature he or she becomes.
Stuart
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Andrej
Passenger Engine
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Post by Andrej on Jan 6, 2011 0:48:17 GMT
358: Apparently, Fatty would rather buy a Stirling Single than a modern diesel.
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Warrior
Passenger Engine
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Post by Warrior on Jan 6, 2011 1:11:55 GMT
359: Engines come and engines go; but their overweight controller is immortal.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 6, 2011 1:29:09 GMT
360: The rich people on Sodor are Personal Injury Lawyers 361 TFC has a TARDIS 362 There is no such thing as Health and Safety on Sodor and Misty Island
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Andrej
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Post by Andrej on Jan 6, 2011 22:53:17 GMT
363. Apparently, glue can hold a full train together.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 6, 2011 23:24:17 GMT
364 Wire can make good couplings 365 What ever happens,having breakfast is most important 366 The letters G,W &R are unlucky
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Post by tmrreturns on Jan 25, 2011 20:13:58 GMT
367. Never play with Charlie while working 368. Always "Do It Right" while Fergus is around 369. Never brainwash an old engine and tell him or her that they are young (e.g - Skarloey and Rheneas) 370. Always cause confusion and delay while doing important stuff. TMRReturns
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Andrej
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Post by Andrej on Jan 26, 2011 1:08:39 GMT
371. Children always, ALWAYS get top priority of Sodor. Who cares if the mayor is in your train? 372. Never assign the main 8 engines (I detest 'Steam team') an important job - the odds are they will screw up in some way.
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Post by Devious Diesel on Mar 10, 2011 19:33:33 GMT
Things one learns from Thomas and Friends.
373. .........absolutely NOTHING!
Well, someone had to say it.
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JK.
Shunting Engine
Distinguified.
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Post by JK. on Mar 12, 2011 15:42:46 GMT
374. Sharon Miller doesn't give a flying monkey's about deceased reverends' life works.
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Post by Larger Seagullane on Aug 7, 2011 5:01:24 GMT
375. It's okay for an engine to move while workmen are on him 376. Engines inside flooded mines can somehow float 377. People can be knighted even though they clearly don't deserve it.
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gotSTEAM?
Branch Line Engine
Still dreaming <3
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Post by gotSTEAM? on Aug 7, 2011 7:14:34 GMT
378: It's okay to speak in rhyme - actually, it's normal! 379: Grammar lessons are not needed
~Elizabeth
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Thomasfan
Passenger Engine
Ex-ter-mi-nate!
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Post by Thomasfan on Aug 7, 2011 20:57:28 GMT
As it seems Elizabeth was ninja'd by Larger Seagull, I'll start with the number 380. 380: Nothing! ;D (I'm sure we've all been knowing that for years. )
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Post by tenderengine on Aug 8, 2011 0:06:34 GMT
381. You can't do it! 382. It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it!
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Cornish
Goods Engine
SiF is celebrating 10 years. Time to ruin the party lads!
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Post by Cornish on Aug 8, 2011 13:48:22 GMT
383: Do something wrong 3 times, and everyone will turn a blind eye. In the end everything will be smelling of roses.
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Post by Aidan on Aug 9, 2011 15:59:05 GMT
384. Cranky the Crane is a friend to all seagulls.
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The Vicar
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Formerly known as TheRyanCarMan on YouTube.
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Post by The Vicar on Aug 10, 2011 1:18:00 GMT
384: You have to worry and go in a hurry when an engine is working right, instead of stying calm and normal, go into a firefight aka Fiery Flynn
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